I caint verbalize a thang.
But here are some memorable quotes from conversations in recent months…
Jewell: “I’ll hit her if we ever have the misfortune of meeting.”
Me: “SPAWN OF SATAN PUPPIES.”
Jewell: “Takes a real man to shave off his sideburns for the one he loves.”
After being sent this quote…
“By the time you swear you’re his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying. Lady make a note of this: one of you is lying.”-Dorothy Parker
Jewell: “Ain’t that the gd truth. That woman deserves an emmy.”
Nathaniel: “I don’t know. You’re the idea guru. THINK O CREATIVE ONE.”
Hunter/Princess: “I love you morer!”
Jewell: “I understand. With that many men, it’s like the old lady in the shoe, cept she didn’t date them. She just neglected the snotty brats.”
Johnny: “A man in Stalinist Russia decided to join the party to further his career. The party asked him what he thought of their economic policy. I agree with the party’s policy. What do you think of the punishment policy? I agree with the party. What do you think of our foreign policy? I agree with the party. Do you have any opinions of your own? Yes, but I disagree with them.”
Justin: “You got a nice ass! Like a black girl!”-October 12th.
Bend It Like Beckham: “Meat and vegetalia.”
Justin: “Hey. Guess what. I love you.” [From a note slipped into my pocket after 5th period.]
Pulp Fiction: “I like the way you stink!”
Loren Lester: “A black man died and went to heaven. As soon as he discovered his wings he asked God, “God, am I an angel?” God responded, “No, nigga. You a bat.”
[Politically incorrect. But hilarious.]
Phil Bruley [Or however you spell his last name, addressing Katie Gossage and I.]: “Wanna make out?”
Random dude on Savannah’s river front: “Happy birthday to you darling and no more alligators.”
Cody Crunk: “I love you!”
I’d say he wins.